I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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