just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
There r osticjed everywhere
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Who died my cat blue again?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
