I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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