I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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