I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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I need you to use more vowels.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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