I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Damn victory sex feels great
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
