I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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