whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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