i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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