I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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