you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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