The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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