You can't motorboat a personality
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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