I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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