You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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