were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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