brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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