is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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