Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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