You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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