The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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