i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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