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he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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