I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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