You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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