Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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