you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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