I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
