So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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