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Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
cat food counts as protein by the way
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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