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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it

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• (305): View more from Florida

  After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.

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• (805): View more from California

  You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way

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• (903): View more from Texas

  So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?

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  You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.

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• (408): View more from California

  You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt

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• (+33): View more from France

  Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.

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• (619): View more from California

  I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?

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  I see you found the nyquil...

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