Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am