Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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