If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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