everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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