I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
