Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
there is glitter all over my balls
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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