Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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