David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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