one two three fourrrrnication!
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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