I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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