She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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