I can't breathe out the right side of my face
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
