Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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