If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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