whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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