Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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