dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He shit in the fireplace
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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