Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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