Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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