Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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