return my video game
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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