Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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