I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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