I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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